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What is at stake in this 2008 Presidential Election
Four days and four hours from now, the United States of American will have a much different man slated to assume command of the Oval Office from the one who dwells there now. No, I am not predicting that Obama will become President of the United State of American. I am simply pointing out the rather blatant fact that John McCain is not George Bush (oddly, I don’t believe it necessary to point out to anyone that Obama is not George Bush). If you happen to believe that McCain is “Bush III,” I encourage you to wear tin foil on your head and a shirt proclaiming “I’m with stoopid!” with an arrow that points up, toward the resident troll that makes your decisions for you. Continue reading ‘What is at stake in this 2008 Presidential Election’
Yep, I swear he’s harmless, go ‘head, poke ‘em.
From the “it won’t be funny until someone gets eaten” department, the following slithered in:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,355104,00.html Continue reading ‘Yep, I swear he’s harmless, go ‘head, poke ‘em.’
Bush’s departure
There was once a countdown timer here…but it is no more. Congratulations, you missed all the fun!
This number is you.
From the “if you’re surprised by this, you should have taken the other pill” department, the following was apoplectically clamored:
Qua?
By the “I’m surprised I didn’t notice this earlier, oh wait, department” the following was discovered:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-obama-national-servicejul03,0,5754842.story Continue reading ‘Qua?’
Theme Update(s)!
So, I’m just screwing around in the admin panes wasting time (per usual), and I make a discovery: someone has decided to grace http://wpmu.theuth.com/ with more themes. Yay! Well, maybe yay. There are a lot of themes. To be honest, most of them look atrocious. Apparently everyone who downloaded a pirated version of Photoshop is now convinced that he’s a graphic artist. I have news: no. Maybe there’s a good reason these people don’t have the money to purchase Photoshop. For the rest of us, it’d be better if they didn’t pirate it either.
He was resisting arrest.
From the “tranquilizer darts and anticlimactic thuds” department, the following climbed in:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,378341,00.html Continue reading ‘He was resisting arrest.’
Means to…what end?
From the “paranoia is a good cash cow” department, the following was shrieked:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,378144,00.html Continue reading ‘Means to…what end?’
UnifoRm doesn’t have a “D” in it.
From the “the devil might be needing ice skating lessons” department, the following was discharged:
http://www.armytimes.com/news/2008/07/military_obama_070708/ Continue reading ‘UnifoRm doesn’t have a “D” in it.’
